so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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