You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
where are my eyebrows?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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