This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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