yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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