I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
