can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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