so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
