I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My butt remains clenched, sir.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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