i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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