And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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