if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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