My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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