there was a trapeze. enough said
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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