The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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