Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We were destined to go to rehab together
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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