Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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