ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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