dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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