Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
