You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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