party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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