Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
