White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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