Bisexual people are plain selfish.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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