you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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