Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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