yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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