come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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