i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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