I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
