Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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