After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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