Your mouth is God's brothel.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
