it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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