well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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