DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You dont lie about slip and slides
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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