I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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