I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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