I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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