My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm always down for nudity.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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