your parents love me but you hate me
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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