Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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