put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dick very happy bro
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