Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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