I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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