Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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