stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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