11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Nicole vs. Life
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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