brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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