Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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