Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
third nipple confirmed
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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