it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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