For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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