how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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