we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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