she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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