Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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