I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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