doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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